What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Don't take that tone with me.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why are skeletons always hungry?