How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What fish sings the best?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are frogs always happy?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?