What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?