What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What's the politest month?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do elves learn in school?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?