What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?