What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What bird is always sad?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?