Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do you talk to a giant?