What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?