What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which is the worst season?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What animals make the best students?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?