Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?