What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do cats love to work?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?