Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?