How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do kittens go to school?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is heaven always so tidy?