What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?