Bears love exotic cars.
Their favorite is a fur-arri.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What animal floats best?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?