What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a parrot's favorite game?