What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
When do astronauts eat?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?