Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
