What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do actors go to pray?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?