Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where does laundry go to college?