How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What fish only swims at night?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?