How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?