What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the cat so small?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?