What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a table you can eat?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?