Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the most adorable season?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the tallest building in the world?