What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which insect is the smartest?