Which type of traveler is the calmest?
The no-mad.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?