What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What do cats wear to work?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?