Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call the pig that does karate?