Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do mice need oiling?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?