How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did one plate say to the other?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Did you know about April 1st?