Did you know about April 1st?
Yes, I'm fooly aware of it.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?