Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a dog in space?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?