Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which former US President was always cold?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How did the toad die?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?