Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do dog catchers get paid?
I broke my finger!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the spider so smart?