What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?