What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do birds go to drink?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?