Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
When should you start writing a book?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the horse so happy?