Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?