Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the bud so shy?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?