What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Rocky.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?