What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a sad latte?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?