Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?