Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?