What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which family member is always relieved?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of books do boats write?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's the most athletic footwear?