What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
Why are ghosts always single?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do you wash a lamb?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?