What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What animal floats best?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What car can you only see twice a year?