Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's the most masculine animal?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who is God's favorite superhero?