Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What animal floats best?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is money so stubborn?