Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a small mom?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?