What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which former US President was always cold?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do books sleep?
Where do birds go to drink?
How does a cow do math?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?