How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How does dinner smell?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which state is the cleanest?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
When do mice play every day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What birds always travel in twos?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?