Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?