What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do kittens go to school?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which animals make the best football players?