What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?