When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
How do eggs end a TV show?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
When is Dad's bedtime?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?