Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the baby cookie cry?