What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?