What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the most determined bird?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?