What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the fish so smart?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?