Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do mice need oiling?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which relative loves rice?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?