What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
When do mice play every day?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?